Dear Nature, a note.

Dear Nature,

Greetings from one of your greatest admirers!  I just wanted to drop you a quick note on this fine Fall afternoon.  One question... WHY DID YOU EVER CREATE STINK BUGS? And why, oh why do they love to live in places that are not cool?  Such as my hair?   Yeah, Nature.  I found a stink bug in my hair today.  Inside of my apartment.  I didn't even step outside for one split second.  Totally freaked out.  I don't appreciate it.

Step it up, Nature.



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